Jennifer Lopez must have fallen on her head

MNSBC has just reported JLo’s recent comments about our beloved hardbody Michael Phelps. Apparently, Lopez recently appeared on "Good Morning America" to discuss her preparations for the Malibu Triathlon, and was overheard saying after the segment that she “couldn’t understand why everyone is talking about that swimmer”.

“She couldn’t come up with (eight-time gold-medal winner ) Michael Phelps’ name, and then she blabbered on about how she was the one training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth, and how that was the big story right now, not ‘the swimmer.’ ”
This is the funniest thing I have ever heard of. Good for JLo for training for a triathlon and I understand she is raising money for charity but what a freakin’ ditz to compare her story with the story of the best Olympian of all time, super hot Michael Phelps.

Michael Phelps to host season premiere of "Saturday Night Live"

Really? I mean really really? This is very exciting.

He can swim, but can he act?

We'll soon find out. Olympic superstar Michael Phelps will host the season premiere of NBC's "Saturday Night Live" on Sept. 13. The late-night institution will start its 34th year next month. He must be so nervous. I hope he isn’t shy. And I hope he is at least sort of funny.

Lil Wayne will be the musical guest. Apparently, Lil Wayne is a musical favorite of Michael Phelps. Really? I mean really really?

You know what I hope for? Can he please please host the whole Saturday Night Live episode in his teeny tiny speedos? That would be very fun to watch. Really, and I mean REALLY!

I vote that Michael Phelps be Gay

Yup, that’s my vote and I’m voting twice.
Wouldn’t it be great if he locked up about a billion dollars in promotional endorsements in iron-clad contracts and then said “By the way, I’m gay, as gay as a frosted flake!” That would be an ultimate dream come true. It would only be slightly better if he added, “And Amanda Beard keeps calling me even though I’ve asked her to stop.”
And then once he came out as a gay man, NBC would immediately announce “The Gay Bachelor” and Yours Truly would commence at 6,000 daily sit-up regime to prepare for auditions. I would spend days coming up with witty banter on various interesting and important topics. And then Michael Phelps would propose to me. And I would accept. And we would get married.

I already like his mom so it’s perfect.
I’m voting three times.