Michael Phelps is just adorable, and wasn’t it so precious how his first thought after each gold medal win, was to go see his mother, Debbie Phelps. So sweet and oh so gay!
Phelps is obviously a “mama’s boy”, but look at his cute face and slim sexy body!
With each win, Phelps climbed into the stands to embrace his mother, Debbie Phelps, and two sisters, Whitney and Hilary, and their emotions poured forth.
“She cried, my sisters cried, I cried,” Michael Phelps said. “It’s been a really fun week.” Crying with your mothers and sisters is quantifiably GAY. If crying with your mother and sisters is considered fun then you are GAY certified. And so great!
After every win, Phelps would give the flowers to his mother that he received on the Olympic podium. Her hotel room must have looked like a florist shop, which is also GAY. She’s having the flowers preserved.
Her son is saving every swim cap, every suit, every pair of goggles and every article of clothing he wore. Hey, those would be a great additions to my Michael Phelps shrine I currently have planned for the totally unnecessary workshop that came with my house.
